Round 3!

(Announcer voice) Welcome ladies and gentleman to the main event of the night, in the category of CNS Lymphoma vs. light weight champion Barbara Jeans Jones Smith. This week we will be continuing the battle at round 3 of 5.

In the red corner we have a nasty viscous competitor who is failing miserably to gain any hold whatsoever during rounds 1 & 2. Ceeeentral  nervous system lymphomaaaa, (booooooo). Its opponent in the blue corner weighing in at a mean lean 126 lbs comes to us from Scottish blood ready to take it on. In her fiery spirited red haired temperament the reigning champion Baaaaarbara Jeans Joooones Smith! (Crowd cheers yeeeeah)

Go mom! Good luck tomorrow.